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Tittans tråd med rare ting!

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It's okay - he's in a happy place now.
« Reply #15 on: 29.09.04 at 08:18:55 »

A propos advarsler, disse synes jeg er glitrende!!

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« Reply #16 on: 29.09.04 at 08:49:29 »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin

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http://www3.nrk.no/underholdning/alltid_moro/2713833.html

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« Reply #18 on: 29.09.04 at 11:06:21 »

Hehe, her var mye bra! smile
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« Reply #19 on: 29.09.04 at 14:26:18 »

Kommentar overflødig.  Grin


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« Reply #20 on: 04.10.04 at 10:50:37 »

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

Hold fylliken på bena  Grin
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« Reply #21 on: 04.10.04 at 15:02:16 »

Ikke greit å være satanist.............

Tatt fra et norsk musikkforum på worldwideweb........

De medvirkende:
Person 1 (tilreisende utlending og norsk black-metal entusiast) Person 2 (Skrapparkar...?) Person 3 (en annen nordmann)

Person 1:
Hi! Im planning a trip top norway next year, and i want to be prepared. Wich norwegian artist / band plays the most evil and satanic music? I'll ordner the cd's, I think.

Person 2:
A group called DDE (Devils Death Ensemble) har released some classic satanic art. Some of their trax: "Her blir det liv" (Resurrect the dead) "Vinsjan på kaia" (Hanged by Satan) "Vi skal sjå sola ned i havet" (Bringing down the sun) "Rai Rai" (Kill KIll) and "E6" (Road to hell) are truly desecrating songs designed to bring forth visions of torment and hell. A crazy gang of devil worshippers. Grellt! But the most evil and satanic art from Norway is delivered by a guy who calls himself "Sputnik" (-satan- from old norse literatur). Check out anything this guy has done. He is truly evil incarnated. Truly a bad ass motherfucker.

Skrapparkar.

Person 3:
Det der er dårlig gjort det....

Person 1:
Hi, Skrapparkar

Thank you for the recomendations.! Yesterday I ordered some cd's of DDE and SPUTNIK. Im looking forward to enjoy some dark, evil music from the crib og black metal, Norway. Do they scream and growl in English or norwegian? To the others who have replied, please write in english as i do not speak norwegian (other than a few words. Sputnik / Satan!). And why is Garth Brooks mentioned? Country is crap!

Person 2:
DDE growls in an ancient dialect hailing from the viking-age; trøndersk. Sputnik uses a form of dialect not heard in Norway since the black plague. He is actually a very intellectual guy, he has a master-degree in ancient norse linguistics. You will not regret checking out these masters of evil. Enjoy and Burn in hell my foreign friend. See you at Inferno & be sure to promote DDE and SPUTNIK to all your friends and allies. Hail! "
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« Reply #22 on: 04.10.04 at 15:50:55 »

Hahaha! smile
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« Reply #23 on: 04.10.04 at 19:56:52 »

Ikke greit å være satanist.............

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« Reply #24 on: 04.10.04 at 22:07:48 »

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www.tragisk.com er litt artigt ja Grin Grin
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« Reply #25 on: 05.10.04 at 13:09:30 »

Lyst å kjøre lastebil?

http://www.dagbladet.no/dinside/2004/10/05/410359.html
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« Reply #26 on: 05.10.04 at 13:19:25 »

 Grin

Hvis det er DET som er "å kjøre lastebil", så tør jeg ikke tenke på hva som hadde skjedd dersom politiet, uten å tenke seg om, hadde bedt han "ta" bussen.
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« Reply #27 on: 05.10.04 at 13:29:44 »

Vel, er dette riktig tråd å poste denne her kanskje? :
http://www.win-xp.no/article949.html&mode=nested&order=0&thold=-1

Dere skjønner at service pack 2, kan bestilles i posten. Den koster ingenting, men det koster noe for Bill Gates smile
En fyr ifra USA bestillte 250 stk. Det var jo gratis, og så lenge Bill betaler regninga, så hadde ikke han noe imot .... at det kom 2 sekker med post hjem til han.



Hvor mange skal du ha?
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« Reply #28 on: 06.10.04 at 12:16:34 »

Før noen flamer meg - eller kommer med andre ukvemsord! Jeg er kristen, men jeg lo godt av denne alikevel. Hvis dette er støtende for deg er du ganske lik de som kysser Hank i ræva...

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

"Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his ass?"

John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the shit out of you."
Me: "What? Is this some sort of bizarre mob shakedown?"

John: "Hank is a billionaire philanthropist. Hank built this town. Hank owns this town. He can do what ever wants, and what he wants is to give you a million dollars, but he can't until you kiss his ass."

Me: "That doesn't make any sense. Why..."

Mary: "Who are you to question Hank's gift? Don't you want a million dollars? Isn't it worth a little kiss on the ass?"

Me: "Well maybe, if it's legit, but..."

John: "Then come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Do you kiss Hank's ass often?"

Mary: "Oh yes, all the time..."

Me: "And has he given you a million dollars?"

John: "Well no, you don't actually get the money until you leave town."

Me: "So why don't you just leave town now?"

Mary: "You can't leave until Hank tells you to, or you don't get the money, and he kicks the shit out of you."

Me: "Do you know anyone who kissed Hank's ass, left town, and got the million dollars?"

John: "My mother kissed Hank's ass for years. She left town last year, and I'm sure she got the money."

Me: "Haven't you talked to her since then?"

John: "Of course not, Hank doesn't allow it."

Me: "So what makes you think he'll actually give you the money if you've never talked to anyone who got the money?"

Mary: "Well, he gives you a little bit before you leave. Maybe you'll get a raise, maybe you'll win a small lotto, maybe you'll just find a twenty dollar bill on the street."

Me: "What's that got to do with Hank?"

John: "Hank has certain 'connections.' "

Me: "I'm sorry, but this sounds like some sort of bizarre con game."

John: "But it's a million dollars, can you really take the chance? And remember, if you don't kiss Hank's ass he'll kick the shit of you."

Me: "Maybe if I could see Hank, talk to him, get the details straight from him..."

Mary: "No one sees Hank, no one talks to Hank."

Me: "Then how do you kiss his ass?"

John: "Sometimes we just blow him a kiss, and think of his ass. Other times we kiss Karl's ass, and he passes it on."

Me: "Who's Karl?"

Mary: "A friend of ours. He's the one who taught us all about kissing Hank's ass. All we had to do was take him out to dinner a few times."

Me: "And you just took his word for it when he said there was a Hank, that Hank wanted you to kiss his ass, and that Hank would reward you?"

John: "Oh no! Karl's got a letter Hank sent him years ago explaining the whole thing. Here's a copy; see for your self."

John handed me a photocopy of a handwritten memo on "From the desk of Karl" letterhead. There were eleven items listed:

From the desk of: KARL

1. Kiss Hank's ass and he'll give you a million dollars when you leave town.
2. Use alcohol in moderation.
3. Kick the shit out of people who aren't like you.
4. Eat right.
5. Hank dictated this list himself.
6. The moon is made of green cheese.
7. Everything Hank says is right.
8. Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
9. Don't drink.
10. Eat your wieners on buns, no condiments.
11. Kiss Hank's ass or he'll kick the shit out of you.

Me: "This would appear to be written on Karl's Letterhead."

Mary: "Hank didn't have any paper."

Me: "I have a hunch that if we checked we'd find this is Karl's handwriting."

John: "Of course, Hank dictated it."

Me: "I thought you said no one gets to see Hank?"

Mary: "Not now, but years ago he would talk to some people."

Me: "I thought you said he was a philanthropist. What sort of philanthropist kicks the shit out of people just because they're different?"

Mary: "It's what Hank wants, and Hank's always right."

Me: "How do you figure that?"

Mary: "Item 7 says 'Everything Hanks says is right.' That's good enough for me!"

Me: "Maybe your friend Karl just made the whole thing up."

John: "No way! Item 5 says 'Hank dictated this list himself.' Besides, item 2 says 'Use alcohol in moderation,' Item 4 says 'Eat right,' and item 8 says 'Wash your hands after going to the bathroom.' Everyone knows those things are right, so the rest must be true too."

Me: "But 9 says 'Don't Drink,' which doesn't quite go with item 2, and 6 says 'The moon is made of green cheese,' which is just plain wrong."

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Me: "Scientists have pretty firmly established that the moon is made of rock..."

Mary: "But they don't know if the rock came from the Earth, or from outer of space, so it could just as easily be green cheese."

Me: "I'm not really an expert, but I think the theory that the Moon came from the Earth has been discounted. Besides, not knowing where the rock came from doesn't make it cheese."

John: "Aha! You just admitted that scientists make mistakes, but we know Hank is always right!"

Me: "We do?"

Mary: "Of course we do, Item 5 says so."

Me: "You're saying Hank's always right because the list says so, the list is right because Hank dictated it, and we know that Hank dictated it because the list says so. That's circular logic. That's no different from saying 'Hank's right because he says he's right.'"

John: "Now you're getting it! It's so rewarding to see someone come around to Hank's way of thinking!"

Me: "But... oh, never mind. What's the deal with wieners?"

Mary blushes.

John: "Wieners, in buns, no condiments. Anything else is wrong."

Me: "What if I don't have a bun?"

John: "No bun, no wiener. A wiener without a bun is wrong."

Me: "No relish? No Mustard?"

Mary looks positively stricken.

John: (yelling) "There's no need for such language! Condiments of any kind are wrong!"

Me: "So a big pile of sauerkraut with some wieners chopped up in it would be out of the question?"

Mary sticks her fingers in her ears: "I am not listening to this. La la la la la la la la."

John: "That's disgusting. Only some sort of evil deviant would eat that..."

Me: "It's good! I eat it all the time."

Mary faints.

John: "Well, if I knew you where one of those, I wouldn't have wasted my time. When Hank kicks the shit out of you, I'll be there counting my money and laughing. I'll kiss Hank's ass for you, you bunless cut-wienered kraut-eater."

With this, John dragged Mary to their waiting car, and sped off.



[BTW: who the hell is Karl?!]
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« Reply #29 on: 07.10.04 at 13:30:57 »

Han hadde nok spist noe han ikke tålte. Grin

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